[ just freaking out sometimes ]

ad astra per aspera brod and sis!..

akalain niu un.. 5 years nah pla taung mgkakapatid.. time flies nga nmn..
peru ang sinumpaan at kapatiran ay mananatili sa ating puso’t isipan..
khet anung mangyari.. bumaha man o bumagyo..
tandaan mung kapatid kah ni bonifacio..
isa kang dakilang PLEBEIAN..

isang pagsaludo sa aking mga co-batch at ngau’y mga kapatid nah..

[a] James
[b] Edmar
[c] Jun Jun
[d] Janros
[e] Mary Ann
[f] Alice
[g] Jhing

.. i am a plebeian.. ad astra per aspera..

I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you’ll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, ‘treat a man as an end in himself’.

- sagot ni inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya

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Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

-  si inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke

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The dwindling resource of hydrogen2 and oxygen present, coupled with the stabile amount of precise heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted in the premature hydration of the ‘Oryza Sativa’, hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and wandering when the algid formation came about.

- sagot ni inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin

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Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetables has lessen the production in the market.

-  banat pa ni inday sa amin kung bakit walang kangkong sa nilutong sinigang

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Drunken tiger shrimp and blue lobster meat, cut diagonally and caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce.  Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil garnished with mint leaves. Lychee and peach salad

- inihanda ni inday para ibaon ni jun-jun sa daycare

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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.

-  sagot ni inday sa amo niya ng ayaw syang payagan mag day-off

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…

AMO: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

INDAY: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

AMO: [nosebleed]

Kinabukasan, habang nasa opisina ang amo, may tumawag sa telepono.

INDAY:  Hi, you are calling in the midst of me cooking our lunch, my superiors aren’t around. I’m the immediate person in support. How may i help you? If you wish to leave a message, an abrupt tone means your diverted to our voicemail.

CALLER: [Ibinaba ang telepono]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.

AMO: Bakit me bukol si junior?

INDAY: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

AMO: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

AMO: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

INDAY: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

AMO: [nosebleed na naman]

Tapos, sabi pa…

AMO: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

INDAY: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Amo: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal’s office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.

PRINCIPAL: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

INDAY: It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

PRINCIPAL: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

AMO: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

INDAY: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

AMO: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

INDAY: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!

JUNIOR: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

JUNIOR: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

INDAY: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.

JUNIOR: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Dumating ang amo bago maghapunan.

AMO: Day! Bakit may rashes si Junjun?

INDAY: Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophillic migratin occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and protaglandins. These substance results to increased circulation to the site promoting redness.

AMO: Sori?

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

INDAY: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

INDAY: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!

DODONG: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

BASURERO (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.

Kinagabihan, kinausap si Inday ng kanyang amo…

INDAY: Being a third party doesn’t mean that you’re destroying a relationship. It only means that you make two souls realize that they are not meant to be!

Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
Better late than pregnant.
Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
Do unto others … then run!!!
Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
To err is human, to errs is humans.
Ang taong nagigipit … sa bumbay kumakapit (Favorite ng Sandoz he he)
Pag may usok … may nag-iihaw
Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin … may utang.
No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
Birds of the same feather that prays together … stays together.
Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan …. ay may stiff neck.
Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
Better late than later.
Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
No man is an island because time is gold.
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto … muta lang yan.
Kapag ang puno mabunga … mataba ang lupa!
When it rains … it floods.
Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon … mauubusan din ng kandila.
Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan … sapul.
Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.
Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
An apple a day is too expensive.
An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)
Ako ang nagsaing … iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh. (my favorite!)

Ang gusto kong love
Yung masarap magbigay nang backrub
Yung hindi mahihiyang makipaghalikan sa taxicab
Yun, yun ang masarap na love

Ang gusto kong love
Yung tipong pipigilan ka mag-yosi
Di ka papayagang mag-sindi
Kaya matututo kang maglumlum nang candy
Kasi nga, bawal na sayo magyosi
Allergic daw sya sa yosi
Tapos magmomonologue nang:
¡°Magyoyosi ka na naman? Kakayosi mo lang, ah
Nagyosi ka na nga bago kumain
Magyoyosi ka pa pagkatapos kumain
Pang-apat na stick mo na yan
Akala ko ba sabi mo di ka na magyoyosi?
Di mo ata ako love, eh.¡±
Pero actually
Lahat nang tao sa bahay nila, adik sa yosi
Nanay nya, tatay nya, mga kuya nya
Allergy-allergy¡¦Meron bang allergy sa yosi?
Alam nyo yun, yung tipong
Gusto nya lang masabi nang mga tao na
¡°O kita nyo, napasunod nya yung boyfriend nya¡±
Yung tipong ganun ka-controlling
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love
Medyo controlling.

Ang gusto kong love
Yung hindi mahihiyang magpalibre
Kahit compared sayo, yung allowance nya doble
Yung pagmanonood kayo nang sine
Hinding-hindi maglalabas nang wallet
Hihintayin kang magbayad para sa ticket
Kaya kahit para sa bulsa mo masakit
Iisipin mo na lang
¡°Ayos lang, love ko naman
Pero sana, sya naman gumastos paminsan-minsan.
Yung tipong ganun na love
Kasi feeling ko, pagnahihiya sya gastusin ang pera mo
Nahihiya rin syang tanggapin ang love mo
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.
Medyo magastos.

Ang gusto kong love
Yung tipong pagkasama nyo ang barkada mo
Biglang makikipagkwentuhan sa iyo tunkol
Sa mga topics na hindi naman alam nang barkada mo
Para lang ma-alienate ang barkada mo
And just to show it to them na
Meron na kayong sariling mundo.
Yung tipong biglang makikipagkwentuhan sayo
Tunkol sa plans nyo na mag-out-of-town this summer
O kaya tungkol dun sa movie date nyo
Na as usual ay ikaw ang nagbayad
So hindi tuloy makakasabay yung mga barkada mo sa usapan
Dahil kayong dalawa lang ang nagkakaintindihan
Kaya susubukan mong ibahin ang topic
Pero ibabalik nya dun sa plano nyong pumunta nang Subic
O kaya bigla nyang maiisipan na i-update ka
Tunkol sa buhay-buhay nang mga friends nya
Kaya yung mga friends MO, naka-tanga
Kasi kayong dalawa lang ang tawa nang tawa
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.
Medyo elitista.

Ang gusto kong love
Yung mumurahin ka sa text pag hindi ka nakapagreply
Kasalanan mo bang maubusan nang load
Sa gitna nang immersion nyo sa Sitio Payonggayong
Sa gitna nang Mindoro Occidental?
(Tunog nang Text: Tutututut-tututut)
¡°Hi, LOVE. WHAT R U DOING? 
(Tunog nang text)
¡°HEY, BAKIT DI KA REPLY. SAD FACE. 
(Tunog nang text)
¡°HMPH. BUSY KA ATA. SIGE GUDNAYT NA. 
(Tunog nang text)
¡°PUTANGINANGMONGHAYOPKA. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. OK FINE, WAG KA MAGREPLY. NAGSESEX KAYO NO? NAGSESEX KAYO NO? PUTA KA. GAGO.   
(Tunog nang text)
¡°Hoy. Sorry na. Ikaw kasi eh. Di ka nagrereply. Sorry po. Mwah. 
Yung tipong ganun
Yung tipong kaya naimbento ang SUN CELLULAR
Para sa ganung klase nang love
Yung tipong ganun na love
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.
Medyo demanding.

Ang gusto kong love
Ang gusto kong love yung pagnasa simbahan kayo
Sa gitna nang misa
Uutusan kang magflex nang bicep mo
Tapo s pagpapraktisan nang suntok nya
Palakas nang palakas, tapos magtatanong pa
¡°Masakit ba?¡±
Ikaw naman, parang tanga
¡°Hindi, Sige, lakasan mo pa¡±
Pero sa totoo lang, naiiyak ka na
Kasi mga muscles mo namamaga na
Hanggang bukas, braso mo manhid pa
Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.
Medyo mahilig sa boxing.

Ang tipo kong love
Yung makikipag-agawan pa para sa last piece of pizza
Yung kinikilig pag ika¡¯y kumakanta
Yung ang tawag sa mommy mo, ¡°Tita¡±

Yung memorized ang schedule mo every semester
Yung alam kahit na plate number
Nang kotse nang kuya mong Wheelers International Member

Yung makikiprint nang thesis nya
Tunkol sa POSTMODERN THEORIES ON THE TRI-MEDIA
Kasi nang-hihinayang daw sya
Baka daw maubos ang ink nila

Yung tatanungin ka kung sino ang mas gusto mo ma-i-kama
Sya ba o si Jen Rosendhal ba?
Tapos maiinis pag sumagot ka.
Naman, si Jen yun eh. Ano naman ineexpect nya?

Ang gusto kon g love?
Yung sa AKIN lang sya in-love.

(101 steps to have a good relationship)

1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other, not sex)
16. One word: Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you’re together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don’t wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad; Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you. 
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she’s the only girl you ever want. Don’t lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each other’s eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other. 
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren’t looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren’t close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she’s fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent’s relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes 
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night. 
88. Learn from each other and don’t make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don’t stay together. 
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give
it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren’t thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Buy her a charm bracelet/necklace w/her name on it.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Kiss on the hand means… I adore you.

Kiss on the cheek means.. I just want to be friends.

Kiss on the chin means… You are cute!

Kiss on the neck means… I want you.

Kiss on the lips means… I love you.

Kiss on the ears means… Let’s have some fun.

Kiss anywhere else means… You’re the best.

Places To Kiss Your Love…
Behind their ear Tip of their nose
Underside of their forearm Curve of their waist
Palm of their hand Back of their neck
Inside their wrist Under their chin
Their eyelids Inside of their ankle
Their collar bone Tips of their finger
Their spine Small of their back
Inside their wrist Under their chin
Their eyelids Inside of their ankle
Their collar bone Tips of their fingers
Their spine Small of their back
Their tummy Behind their knees

Shower your love with kisses ALL OVER!

Wondering if he really likes you? Here are nine surefire ways to tell if he’s just not into you.

He never makes plans in advance
If he really wanted to see you, do you really think he would keep calling you on Friday to make plans for Saturday?

He talks too much about an ex-girlfriend
It’s okay to reminisce about a past relationship, but if it’s all he talks about, could it be he’s not over her yet?

He won’t talk about the future
We’re not talking about ultimatums here or putting undue pressure on the guy.

He doesn’t plan anything for special occasions
If your birthday is coming up or Valentine’s Day and it’s not on his radar screen, do you think your happiness is top of mind for him?

He lets you do all the work
It’s okay to plan some of the dates, but if you only see each other when you make it happen, then can he really claim to be committed to the relationship?

He’s not clear about your status with friends and family
Does he tell you that you’re his girlfriend but say something different in front of friends and family, like we’re just close friends?

He’s overly guarded about cell phone and email messages
People who hide nothing have nothing to hide. Why would he be so protective about messages if he had nothing to hide?

He has no interest in your friends and family
If this relationship has a future, at some point he’ll have to establish relationships with the people important in your life. If he’s not interested in meeting your friends and family, could it be he doesn’t expect to be around too long?

He cancels on you all the time
Making plans is great but not if they’re constantly cancelled by him. What could possibly come up every weekend that he bags on plans with you to do something else?

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)….Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs…what time do they open?
4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
5. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
8. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you
seen one?
9. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
12. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
13. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
16. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
17. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
21. F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
23. My name is Austin … remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
25. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute."
27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
28. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?
32. Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no……….? Can I???
34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** Para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture??
*** ‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** Lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** Kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** Kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** ‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** Single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** Coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humi­hinto ang oras ko..

17. I’m a bee..
*** Can you be my honey??

18. Am i a bad shooter??
*** Coz i keep on missing you..

19. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

20. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

21. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** Because you give meaning to my life..

22. Bangin ka ba??
*** Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

23. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

24. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!

25. Anung height mo??
*** Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

26. Hey, did you fart??
*** Coz you blew me away!!

27. Sana “V” na lang ako..
*** Para i’m always right next to “U”

28. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…

29. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…

30. Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta tayo home for the aged……
*** Kasi i wanna grow old with you……

31. Alarm clock ka ba?
*** Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso…..

32. Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?……
*** Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..

33. Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa……
*** I can’t move on….

34. Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
*** Pag ngumiti ka kc…may spark….

35. “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..
*** Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”

36. You look like someone I know
*** My next Girlfriend

37. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
*** Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.

38. Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa…
*** You know, we just click.

39. Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,
*** O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

40. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
*** Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

41. Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
*** ‘Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa’yo lang ako magmamahal.

42. Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…
*** Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.