Top Tips On Finding True Love
“Love is not blind. It sees, but it doesn’t mind.”
Try tearing your anterior cruciate ligament on your knee and go to the emergency room. That’s where I met my one true love.
If you’re lookin for love, don’t do it in a bar. Trust me, the only type of guy you’ll find there, is my kind. And you wouldn’t want that!
From “Capt. Corelli’s Mandolin”: “Love is what’s left when all the lust and passion is gone.”
“Walang lalaking bakla sa babaeng nakatihaya!”
From A Danny De Vito movie: “Assumption is the mother of all f*ck-ups.”
“Love is not finding someone to go to bed with, but finding someone you want to wake up with in the morning.”
Sa kuwarto nalang magkaka-alaman kung true love yan!
It’s true love if he lets you be in charge of the remote control.
Naghintay ka na rin lang, maghintay ka pa.
Go to Quezon Ave. corner Timog and pay for some true love.
Kung hindi ukol, hindi bubukol. At pag bumukol…may baby ka after nine months.
“Magpaganda ka at magpakasaya, lalapit din yang true love na yan.”
Mag-novena kay St. Jude.
You’ve found your true love if she tells you, “Ako pa nga ang dapat magbayad sa ‘yo eh.”
Stand in front of a full length mirror at midnight, during a Friday the 13th, with a candle in one hand, and chant, “Salamin, salamin, ipakita ang para sa akin!”
Stop over-analyzing things.
Fate could bring you together, but it’s both your choice if you want to stay for the long haul.
When you graduate from “wanting to be with her”, to “cannot live without her”.
Drop the paranoia. Stop bugging yourself by asking questions like, “Is she the one?” or “Will she hurt me?”. It just kills the romance.
Allow yourself to be surprised by the Universe.
You know you found true love if you keep falling in love over and over with the same person.
True love also means letting go of the person you love, no matter how painful, if it’s for the best.
Loosen up a bit and don’t be afraid to get hurt, because remember, love is a gamble.
Look for someone you can have conversations with until you both grow old.
True love knows no size. Maliit nga, pero umiikot namang parang elysee - winner pa rin!
When you still long for your ex, even after spending the rest of your life with your wife.
Accept the fact that no matter how hot and smart you may be, that really cute guy will never notice you, if he prefers other cute guys.
