[ just freaking out sometimes ]

ad astra per aspera brod and sis!..

akalain niu un.. 5 years nah pla taung mgkakapatid.. time flies nga nmn..
peru ang sinumpaan at kapatiran ay mananatili sa ating puso’t isipan..
khet anung mangyari.. bumaha man o bumagyo..
tandaan mung kapatid kah ni bonifacio..
isa kang dakilang PLEBEIAN..

isang pagsaludo sa aking mga co-batch at ngau’y mga kapatid nah..

[a] James
[b] Edmar
[c] Jun Jun
[d] Janros
[e] Mary Ann
[f] Alice
[g] Jhing

.. i am a plebeian.. ad astra per aspera..

I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the sake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you’ll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, ‘treat a man as an end in himself’.

- sagot ni inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo nya

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Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

-  si inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke

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The dwindling resource of hydrogen2 and oxygen present, coupled with the stabile amount of precise heat in the thermal environ of the vessel, resulted in the premature hydration of the ‘Oryza Sativa’, hence the calefaction factor was rendered lost and wandering when the algid formation came about.

- sagot ni inday kung bakit HILAW ang kanin

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Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetables has lessen the production in the market.

-  banat pa ni inday sa amin kung bakit walang kangkong sa nilutong sinigang

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Drunken tiger shrimp and blue lobster meat, cut diagonally and caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce.  Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil garnished with mint leaves. Lychee and peach salad

- inihanda ni inday para ibaon ni jun-jun sa daycare

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Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one’s body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy.

-  sagot ni inday sa amo niya ng ayaw syang payagan mag day-off

Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…

AMO: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?

INDAY: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.

AMO: [nosebleed]

Kinabukasan, habang nasa opisina ang amo, may tumawag sa telepono.

INDAY:  Hi, you are calling in the midst of me cooking our lunch, my superiors aren’t around. I’m the immediate person in support. How may i help you? If you wish to leave a message, an abrupt tone means your diverted to our voicemail.

CALLER: [Ibinaba ang telepono]

Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.

AMO: Bakit me bukol si junior?

INDAY: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

AMO: [nosebleed ulit]

Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

AMO: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

INDAY: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

AMO: [nosebleed na naman]

Tapos, sabi pa…

AMO: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

INDAY: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Amo: [hinimatay]

Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal’s office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.

PRINCIPAL: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

INDAY: It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

PRINCIPAL: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

AMO: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

INDAY: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

AMO: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

INDAY: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!

JUNIOR: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]

Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

JUNIOR: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

INDAY: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.

JUNIOR: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Dumating ang amo bago maghapunan.

AMO: Day! Bakit may rashes si Junjun?

INDAY: Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophillic migratin occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and protaglandins. These substance results to increased circulation to the site promoting redness.

AMO: Sori?

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

INDAY: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.

Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.

INDAY: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!

DODONG: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself

Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

BASURERO (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.

Kinagabihan, kinausap si Inday ng kanyang amo…

INDAY: Being a third party doesn’t mean that you’re destroying a relationship. It only means that you make two souls realize that they are not meant to be!

Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
Better late than pregnant.
Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
It’s better to cheat than to repeat!
Do unto others … then run!!!
Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
To err is human, to errs is humans.
Ang taong nagigipit … sa bumbay kumakapit (Favorite ng Sandoz he he)
Pag may usok … may nag-iihaw
Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin … may utang.
No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
Birds of the same feather that prays together … stays together.
Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan …. ay may stiff neck.
Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment
Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
Better late than later.
Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
No man is an island because time is gold.
Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto … muta lang yan.
Kapag ang puno mabunga … mataba ang lupa!
When it rains … it floods.
Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon … mauubusan din ng kandila.
Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan … sapul.
Try and try until you succeed… or else try another.
Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
An apple a day is too expensive.
An apple a day makes seven apples a week. (really expensive)
Ako ang nagsaing … iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh. (my favorite!)