Suggestions For Girls To Respond To Guys’ Pickup Lines
"Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."
He: So what do you do for a living?
She: Female impersonator.
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
"I’d like to call you. What’s your number?"
"It’s in the phone book."
"But I don’t know your name."
"That’s in the phone book too."
"What sign were you born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven’t we met before?"
"Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you… to leave."
"Hey, baby, What’s your sign?"
"Stop."
"Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don’t date outside my species."
"May I gh
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
Guy: "Haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore."
"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine."
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?"
say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken."
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.
He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
Q: Does beauty run in your family?
A: It obviously doesn’t in yours!
Q: What’s your name sexy?
A: Taken!
Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don’t stop!
Q: I think you’re the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I’d better go find the best looking guy then, hadn’t I!
He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You’ll go to your place and I’ll go to mine!
He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples’ do!
Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."
He: What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
She: What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
"I can see forever in your eyes."
Response: "But all I can see is never in yours."
"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Response: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk."
